So you’re strolling through Clicks for your usual – shampoo, toothpaste, maybe those multipurpose multivitamins special – and suddenly, BAM! You’re face to face with a vibrating wand that’s not for your back pain. 👀
Yes, children of the Lord, the once-innocent family errand just got a whole lot more vibrant. In a plot twist that has conservative twitter clutching for its pearls and sexually liberated millennials applauding with glee, Clicks has officially entered its freaky era.
A now-viral image circulating on social media shows a fully-stocked sexual wellness aisle that could rival any adult boutique – featuring a bold selection of plusOne toys like:
- The fluttering arouser (whatever you’re imagining, it’s probably accurate)
- Mini massager (cute name, not-so-innocent function)
- Vibrating bullet (for targeted… joy)
- Prostate massager (sir, this is a Clicks)
- And a vibrating ring that makes all other rings jealous
“What is that, Mommy?”
Parents, brace yourselves. There’s now a very real possibility that little Neo or Njabulo might point to a product and ask, “Is that a new type of toothbrush?” And honestly… you’ll need to wing it. Because if you don’t explain it, TikTok will.
Sex Shop, But Make It Retail Chain
This bold move by Clicks is clearly aimed at making sexual wellness more accessible – no dimly lit stores with weird jazz music and suspicious mannequins in sight. Just clean aisles, loyalty points, and lubes in every flavor. It’s like wellness… with a wink.
For some, it’s empowering. For others, it’s a moral earthquake. For X twitter? Pure entertainment.
“Clicks said self-care and self-pleasure are both covered,” one user joked.
Another tweeted: “Clicks went from baby wipes to bedroom buzz real fast.”
Is this ruffling some feathers? Of course. Will it send waves of panic across Bible study groups? Maybe. But one thing’s for sure: Clicks is officially competing with South Africa’s sex shops – and it’s winning on convenience.
And if nothing else, at least now you can pick up a vibrator and cold meds in one trip. Efficiency!
